Archive for the ‘Technology’ Category

Smith & Wesson: Current Increase In Consumer Demand For Firearms Is In Many Ways Unparalleled"

Sunday, September 6th, 2020


Udelar: Facultad de Derecho Cancels "Zoom" Bioethics Class Over Masturbating Student

Friday, September 4th, 2020

The elective Bioethics class at Udelar's Facultad de Derecho has been suspended due to suspicions of a student masturbating during the lectures delivered over the "Zoom" video conference platform.

US Unrest: 17 Year Old Kyle Rittenhouse Of Antioch, Illinois Charged With Murder After Using Rifle To Defend Self From Moltov Throwing Vandals

Wednesday, August 26th, 2020


Interior Minister Larrañaga Cancels 2 Million USD In Purchases By Predecessor After Freight Charges Balloon

Monday, August 24th, 2020


Horse Grazes In Pocitos

Sunday, June 28th, 2020


Unattended horse grazing in Pocitos at the intersection of Osorio and Francisco Joaquin Muñoz.

Yet Another Prosecutor Implicated In URSEC Case: Evades Raid, Threatens Suicide From The Top Of Science Faculty

Friday, June 26th, 2020


URSEC: Official Who Took Documents And Former Frente Amplio Director Declared Subjects Of Investigation

Thursday, June 11th, 2020


President Of Antel Resigns After Trying To Make Ñoqui

Tuesday, May 19th, 2020

Guillermo Iglesias, president of national telecom Antel has resigned after signing a resolution to convert 857 contract employees into permanent civil service officials of the state enterprise. The resolution was later revoked and President of the Oriental Republic Luis Lacalle Pou requested the resignation of Iglesias.

Uruguay To Continue Annual Export Of Sheep Shearers To Spain With 300 Crossing Atlantic This Week

Thursday, May 14th, 2020

Despite this year's panic over a not-quite common cold, 300 local sheep shearers will be making their annual trek to Spain this week to do work the Spaniards can't. The shearers will be traveling via a special Air Europa flight negotiated by foreign minister Ernesto Talvi and the Spanish government. The shearers should be returning from third world Spain to now first-ish world Uruguay in August.

Two Kilometers Of Copper Phone Line Stolen In Melo, Cerro Largo

Wednesday, May 6th, 2020


"Imperial College" Pantsuit Panic Queen Sacked For Breaking Zher Own Rules

Tuesday, May 5th, 2020

Imperial College's Neil Ferguson, a pantsuit "pandemic" panic queen whose insanity has been embraced by "mainstream" outlets in recent weeks, resigned his sinecure earlier today (archived). Professor Panic was caught breaking the "lock everyone up" rules zhe advocated in order to meet up with a lover. The lover is allegedly married, but not to zher.

Uber Eats Quits Uruguay

Monday, May 4th, 2020