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The elective Bioethics class at Udelar's Facultad de Derecho has been suspended due to suspicions of a student masturbating during the lectures delivered over the "Zoom" video conference platform.
Unattended horse grazing in Pocitos at the intersection of Osorio and Francisco Joaquin Muñoz.
Guillermo Iglesias, president of national telecom Antel has resigned after signing a resolution to convert 857 contract employees into permanent civil service officials of the state enterprise. The resolution was later revoked and President of the Oriental Republic Luis Lacalle Pou requested the resignation of Iglesias.
Despite this year's panic over a not-quite common cold, 300 local sheep shearers will be making their annual trek to Spain this week to do work the Spaniards can't. The shearers will be traveling via a special Air Europa flight negotiated by foreign minister Ernesto Talvi and the Spanish government. The shearers should be returning from third world Spain to now first-ish world Uruguay in August.
Imperial College's Neil Ferguson, a pantsuit "pandemic" panic queen whose insanity has been embraced by "mainstream" outlets in recent weeks, resigned his sinecure earlier today (archived). Professor Panic was caught breaking the "lock everyone up" rules zhe advocated in order to meet up with a lover. The lover is allegedly married, but not to zher.