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Argentina Claiming "Control" Over Locust Plague, Surviving Pests Remain ~20 Kilometers From Border

Monday, July 27th, 2020


Argentine Broadcaster Reports Threatening Messages From Argentine Despot Fernandez After Interviews With Uruguayan President Luis Lacalle Pou

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2020


Red Alert Issued: Argentine Locust Plague Within 60 Kilometers Of Border

Tuesday, July 21st, 2020

The locust plague which has been rampant in Argentina since May has now closed to within 60 kilometers of the border appearing in the Argentine village of Federal. The Ministerio de Ganadería Agricultura y Pesca's Dirección General de Servicios Agrícolas has issued a read alert for the threat. To combat the locusts 122 planes have been made available with one already performing surveillance and three ready to begin fumigation when the enemy is sighted. (more...)

Argentina: Former Kirchner Secretary Found Dead After Arrests Made

Saturday, July 4th, 2020

Former personal secretary of Nestor and later Cristina Kirchner, Fabián Gutiérrez was found dead. The body was found buried with wounds from stabbing and blunt trauma after several arrests and confessions were reportedly made in connection with its disappearance. Gutiérrez was implicated in the Kirchner "notebook" corruption case and had joined the prosecution as a witness offering information on the logistics of bribery.

Argentine Terrorist Captured Trying To Enter Uruguay Extradited

Thursday, June 25th, 2020

Argentine terrorist Sebastián Rodrigo Romero was extradited today after being caught trying to enter Uruguay from Brazil in Chuy less than one month ago.

Full Of Pretense, Argentina "Extends Deadline" To Creditors Again, BlackRock And Others Not Taking This Shit

Saturday, June 20th, 2020

After creditors lead by Blackrock have refused to settle for increasingly elaborate Argentine proposals where any potential future payment is delayed still further, Argentina has once again "extended" the deadline for creditors to continue receiving disagreeable proposals. Argentina remains in default.

Argentina Begins Pestering Britain Over Falklands Again Despite Ongoing Collapse

Saturday, June 13th, 2020


Argentards: Fernandez Moves To Nationalize Agro-Exporter Vincentin

Tuesday, June 9th, 2020

Argentine President Alberto Fernandez and his government are moving to nationalize bankrupt grain and seed oil exporter Vicentin as Kirchnerismo in Argentina pushes for a capture of that country's infirm enterprises.

Argentine Terrorist Wanted Since 2017 Mortar Attack Captured In Chuy

Saturday, May 30th, 2020


Argentina Fails To Make Interest Payment Entering Default On Foreign Debt

Friday, May 22nd, 2020

While failing to make payment Argentina is claiming it "extended" the deadline to make it deal that it had been threatening creditors with. Rumors suggest competing offers between the Argentine government and creditors never got within twenty cents on the dollar of each other.

Argentina Set To See Ridiculous Demands Rejected Friday

Monday, May 18th, 2020

Argentina self imposed deadline to renegotiate nearly a fifth of its foreign debt is likely to pass this upcoming Friday with no deal while an interest payment of 500 million USD comes due. Argentine despot Fernandez has publicly proposed creditors discount the balance on 66 billion USD of debt by 62% of the outstanding interest and 5% of the principal with a three year grace period where Argentina makes no payments. According to Fernandez:

"No hay pagos de la deuda que se puedan sostener sin que el país crezca. No queremos que los acreedores no ganen, queremos que acepten ganar menos"

The creditors, represented by three different creditor's committees, have allegedly made counter offers which have not yet been made public.

Argentina Quits Participating In Mercosur Trade Agreement Negotiations

Saturday, April 25th, 2020


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