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Argentina: Former Kirchner Secretary Found Dead After Arrests Made

Saturday, July 4th, 2020

Former personal secretary of Nestor and later Cristina Kirchner, Fabián Gutiérrez was found dead. The body was found buried with wounds from stabbing and blunt trauma after several arrests and confessions were reportedly made in connection with its disappearance. Gutiérrez was implicated in the Kirchner "notebook" corruption case and had joined the prosecution as a witness offering information on the logistics of bribery.

Argentine Terrorist Captured Trying To Enter Uruguay Extradited

Thursday, June 25th, 2020

Argentine terrorist Sebastián Rodrigo Romero was extradited today after being caught trying to enter Uruguay from Brazil in Chuy less than one month ago.

Full Of Pretense, Argentina "Extends Deadline" To Creditors Again, BlackRock And Others Not Taking This Shit

Saturday, June 20th, 2020

After creditors lead by Blackrock have refused to settle for increasingly elaborate Argentine proposals where any potential future payment is delayed still further, Argentina has once again "extended" the deadline for creditors to continue receiving disagreeable proposals. Argentina remains in default.

Argentina Begins Pestering Britain Over Falklands Again Despite Ongoing Collapse

Saturday, June 13th, 2020

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Argentards: Fernandez Moves To Nationalize Agro-Exporter Vincentin

Tuesday, June 9th, 2020

Argentine President Alberto Fernandez and his government are moving to nationalize bankrupt grain and seed oil exporter Vicentin as Kirchnerismo in Argentina pushes for a capture of that country's infirm enterprises.

Argentine Terrorist Wanted Since 2017 Mortar Attack Captured In Chuy

Saturday, May 30th, 2020

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Argentina Fails To Make Interest Payment Entering Default On Foreign Debt

Friday, May 22nd, 2020

While failing to make payment Argentina is claiming it "extended" the deadline to make it deal that it had been threatening creditors with. Rumors suggest competing offers between the Argentine government and creditors never got within twenty cents on the dollar of each other.

Argentina Set To See Ridiculous Demands Rejected Friday

Monday, May 18th, 2020

Argentina self imposed deadline to renegotiate nearly a fifth of its foreign debt is likely to pass this upcoming Friday with no deal while an interest payment of 500 million USD comes due. Argentine despot Fernandez has publicly proposed creditors discount the balance on 66 billion USD of debt by 62% of the outstanding interest and 5% of the principal with a three year grace period where Argentina makes no payments. According to Fernandez:

"No hay pagos de la deuda que se puedan sostener sin que el país crezca. No queremos que los acreedores no ganen, queremos que acepten ganar menos"

The creditors, represented by three different creditor's committees, have allegedly made counter offers which have not yet been made public.

Argentina Quits Participating In Mercosur Trade Agreement Negotiations

Saturday, April 25th, 2020

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MSP Announces (Likely Imported) Dengue Case In Pocitos

Friday, March 20th, 2020

While the latest viral fad is getting all the attention, the Ministerio de Salud Pública has announced the diagnosis of a Dengue case in the barrio of Pocitos. (more...)

An Error Of Comedies: Argentine Gets 400 Passengers Trapped On Buquebus By Argentine Government

Friday, March 20th, 2020

As Governments around the world continue dialing up panic over the not-quite common cold, a young Argentine man who was being treated in the Hospital de Clínicas for symptoms of this season's viral fad left for home. (more...)

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