Archive for the ‘International’ Category

US Election Remains Contested As Software Glitches Leaves Outcome Of Vote In 28 States In Question

Saturday, November 7th, 2020

Software produced by "Dominion Voting Systems" which delivered profound vote tabulation errors in Michigan and Georgia was deployed across 28 states. With close results in numerous states and a decision from the US Supreme Court requiring late arriving absentee ballots in Pennsylvania to be segregated from other ballots, the possibility that neither current President Donald Trump nor his elderly challenger have a majority of electoral votes by the December 14th deadline remains a very live possibility.

According to Article 2, Section 1, Clause 3 of the US Constitution as amended by the 12th amendment, should neither candidate have an electoral vote majority then the delegation of each state in the US House of Representatives will cast one vote delivering a re-election to Donald J Trump.

Despite the very live questions in the election, the Associated Press and other propaganda outlets masquerading as "objective" news organizations spent all of their little surviving credibility today prematurely declaring Joe Biden the President Elect. Whatever passes between now and January 20th, the USSA's national nightmare will be different once again.

Trump Apparent Winner Of US Election

Wednesday, November 4th, 2020

Trump appears to have narrowly won the US election yet again after months of polling that dishonestly suggested a landslide defeat was coming. Enough outstanding electoral votes without a declared winner are leaning towards Trump that a clean win may be possible though more probably the USSA will be embroiled in civil unrest and lawfare for several weeks. Trump enjoyed a strong advantage among voters that showed up in person to vote, both in early voting and on election day balloting.

The establishment challenger Biden's only path to victory at present is dependent on yet to be counted vote-by-mail ballots and favorable court decisions which would allow for counting additional ballots of dubious origin.

Very Special Livestream Tomorrow To Celebrate Living In South America

Monday, November 2nd, 2020

33Tomorrow the Editor in Chief will be hosting a very special livestream to celebrate living in South America, the best America, as the USSA prepares to descend still deeper into the shit in the aftermath of tomorrow's election. Party favors include Freedom Brownies and a very special guest. (more...)

Army Sergeant Dies After Returning From Congo Mission With Malaria

Sunday, November 1st, 2020

Last night a Sergeant with 26 years of service in the Uruguayan Army passed after falling into septic shock as a result of contracting malaria during a peacekeeping mission to the Congo. The Sergeant returned to Uruguayan soil on October 10th and remained in Melo sometime before entering critical care at the Hospital Central de las Fuerzas Armadas in Montevideo.

Armada Siezes 300 Bottles Of Fernet Near Bella Unión

Saturday, October 31st, 2020

Uruguayan Marines seized 300 bottles of Fernet from a vessel flying a Brazilian flag in the early hours of Saturday morning. The vessel was crewed by a father and his minor son.

USSA: New York Businesses Boarding Up In Anticipation Of Election

Friday, October 30th, 2020

Retail businesses in New York are beginning to board up in anticipation of another round of acute unrest related to the upcoming election according to the New York Post.

Greenwald Quits "The Intercept" After Own Writings Blocked By "Editors"

Friday, October 30th, 2020

Glenn Greenwald has quit the Intercept, a publication he founded in partnership with Laura Poitras and Pierre Omidyar's money, as part of failing to publish the Edward Snowden leaks.

Greenwald claims that the failure of Intercept editors to publish his writing for ideological reasons has revealed them to be just another mainstream outlet trapped in ideological lockstep with the other partisan outlets. For some reason this revelation failed to strike Greewald when "The Intercept" managed to regularly lead to the arrests of whistle blowers leaking to the publication when the secrets being leaked actually struck at the USG's national security circus.

USSA: Flailing Begins As Tech Firms Go All In On In Kind Contributions To Biden Campaign

Wednesday, October 28th, 2020

USG aligned tech firms hostile to US President Donald Trump appear to have gone "on tilt" in surpressing messages from the President of the United States and his supporters as less than one week remains until election day. With Trump's Supreme Court nominee Amy taking the bench this week, Trump's chances of winning the election day balloting appear increasingly favorable. An acute escalation of unrest can be expected to follow the election without regard for which candidate nominally triumphs in this year's unusually hostile selection ritual.

China Sanctions US Arms Firms

Monday, October 26th, 2020

China has issued a new round of sanctions against US based firms involved in the arms trade. Sanctioned firms include Boeing Defense, Lockheed Martin, and Raytheon. These sanctions are likely to complicate logistics for the affected firms.

More Biden Laptop Materials Crash Into Social Media Censorship

Sunday, October 25th, 2020

Pornographic pictures from the surviving son of US Presidential Candidate Joe Biden's laptop have now been leaked and are crashing into censorship on Reddit and other anti-social media outlets. The photos are joined by at least one video of Hunter Biden smoking crack. These dumps from Hunter's hard drive join other disclosures that implicate US Presidential Candidate Joe Biden for selling influence through his son in Chinese and Ukrainian business deals.

USSA: Biden Campaign Suffering After Grandfatherly Debate Performance And Son's Laptop Leaks

Friday, October 23rd, 2020

Joe Biden's campaign to challenge democratically elected US President Donald Trump appears to have run aground amid leaks from his surviving son's laptop and a debate performance where the near octogenarian candidate's geriatric condition was on full display. Despite mainstream US media giving him a near certain probability of winning the election, as they offered ex-president Clinton's wife in 2016, Biden increasingly appears unlikely to win the election day balloting.

Bolivian Election Undoes Last Fall's USG Backed Coup

Monday, October 19th, 2020

Following the USG's coup against Evo Morales last fall, Bolivian voters went to the polls and delivered his party a first round win. Jeanine Áñez, the USG backed interim president, acknowledged her loss in public statements. Cocaleros and other allies of Morales made rural Bolivia ungovernable for the duration of the USG backed interim regime.

The Latest

Newest Comments

The Archives