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God Is An Asshole And Mircea Popescu Is Dead

Monday, June 28th, 2021

One morning this week Mircea Popescu was overcome by a force of nature. Fuck the ocean. The world is a darker place without him.

Having made his first fortune in pornography, Mircea Popescu was one of the few earlier Bitcoiners to not be handicapped by autism. He leaves this world two devoted slave girls Hannah and Nicole who both love him.

His legacy includes:

  • Making the straight blowjob mainstream during the most recent libertine sexual revolution
  • Wrathfully exposing assorted scammers in the early days of Bitcoin including Butterfly Labs MtGox, and the US Securities and Exchange Commision among others. In each of these fights his reason was opposed by the purulent oozings of fetid communities convinced the scammers in question were anything but until their end.
  • He founded a Republic and sponsored numerous ventures therein. Later he burned down that same Republic after reason lead him to conclude post-Modernity/Malone left the extant male population insufficient to continue actual civilization.
  • The man embarked on a Grand Tour of Europe with the girls he loved in 2019, last year before the world as we knew it ended in hysteria over an upper respiratory virus.
  • Maybe holding the largest fortune in the history of the world, known and unknown.

Through the entirety of his public facing involvement in Bitcoin, I remember the kindness of his honesty being slandered as toxicity. His opposition to arbitrary authorities was routinely declared impossible in spite of the man's actively disregarding them at every turn.

At the time the man died his was above the reach of any earthly authority, immune to petitions from any government. Having taken Mircea Popescu the ocean leaves this world with a void in the shape of man, actualized.

MERCOSUR 30th Anniversary Meeting Highlights Dissatisfaction With Argentine "Ballast" As President Lacalle Pou Confronts Argentine Despot Fernandez

Friday, March 26th, 2021

Montevideo At NightDuring a video conference substituting for a summit commemorating 30 years of MERCOSUR, President Luis Lacalle Pou clashed with Argentine despot Alberto Fernandez over the Argentine desire to close the bloc to any new trade agreements ever.

President Lacalle Pou's desire to open MERCOSUR to new trade agreements is supported by the leaders of Paraguay and Brasil while Fernandez sits alone in preventing the bloc and its members from entering any new agreements.

The video call ended without MERCOSUR members agreeing issue a traditional joint statement as Brazil's Bolsonaro and Uruguay's President Luis Lacalle Pou refused endorsing any statement without a commitment to opening the bloc's rules, but Argentina's Fernandez ended the video conference by offering that anyone who found present MERCOSUR rules too restrictive could "find another ship" and insisted that Argentina, with its collapsed economy, is more than just ballast burdening MERCOSUR's other members.

"Game Stop" Meme Becomes Pretext For Latest Phase Of USSA Financial Collapse

Friday, January 29th, 2021

La Paloma, Uruguay seen from Above

La Paloma, Uruguay seen from Above

USSA Week In Review: Capitol Stormed, Trump Surrenders, Bitcoin Reaches New All Time Highs Versus USD

Friday, January 8th, 2021

The fall of the US hegemon which began last year with the inability of the US to continue escalating after Iran fired ballistic missiles at US positions in Iraq following the assassination of an Iranian general in Iraq on a diplomatic mission. In this past week:

  • Georgia's Senate run off election delivered the US Senate to the "Democratic" Party. This will place the House of Representatives, Senate, and Presidency all under the overt control of the same party.
  • Protestors stormed the US Capitol, vandalized some shit, and ended their occupation after a Trump staffer took to Twitter. President Trump himself was suspended from Twitter during the event.
  • The US Congress confirmed North America's own geriatric Juan Guaidó as the President elect.
  • The EU stopped recognizing Venezuela's Juan Guaidó as Venezuela's "interim President"
  • Incumbent US President Donald Trump Surrendered the inauguration despite promising to "continue to fight" despite not actually having fought actual threats since taking office.
  • Iraq issued a warrant for the arrest of sitting US President Donald Trump.
  • Bitcoin set several new all time highs crossing the 40,000 USD for 1 BTC mark.

Airstrip One Further Curbs Remaining Freedoms Of Movement After Brexiting

Monday, January 4th, 2021

With Brexit completing as the New Year started, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has subjected the entire Queendom to "tier 4" lockdown restrictions he made up last month and which lead to an evacuation of London. Further "tier 5" restrictions on movement are allegedly in the works.

With efforts to create panic over a "new strain" Johnson's projected mid-February end date for the "tier 4" restrictions on movement is unlikely to be realized. Informal surveys of Britons suggest most of the Queendom's inmates are unaware that not "everyone" is suffering to the degree they are, and that not everyone is "dealing" with what the Queendom suffers.

New York Man Danny Presti Taken Prisoner In Regime's War On Freedom

Friday, December 4th, 2020

Regime backed forces in New York captured bar owner and leader of the Mac’s Public House autonomous zone Danny Presti over his refusal to surrender to totalitarian measures backed by a carefully cultivated popular hysteria. The man attracted the regime's wrath for serving food and beverages on inside his premises.

John Hopkins Retracts Article Highlighting Lack Of Annual Mortality Increase Despite "Coronovirus Disease" Panic

Saturday, November 28th, 2020

John Hopkins pulled an article published on November 22nd demonstrating that no increase in total mortality occurred in the United States despite substantial hype made over a "coronavirus disease" pandemic. The retraction was made over concerns that the conclusions presented were being used to oppose totalitarian "public health" policies. Archives of the paper have been captured (archived, archived) and the text of the paper is reproduced below with Interesting snippets bolded: (more...)

Ship Entering Bay Of Montevideo

Wednesday, November 25th, 2020

Ship Enters Bay

Border To Remain Closed To Tourism Through Summer High Season

Thursday, October 22nd, 2020

In a press conference today President Luis Lacalle Pou confirmed that due to ongoing respiratory virus hysteria, Uruguay's borders will remain largely closed to tourism through the coming summer high season. Border controls and Ministry of Defense presence at the international bridge connecting Fray Bentos in the Department of Rio Negro to Argentina are also being increased. While the Peso Uruguayo has remained relatively steady against the USD holding at 41 to 44 pesos Uruguayos for several months, the market rate of the Peso Argentino has fallen to 188 Pesos Argentinos to the USD as of today.

Uruguayan Presidential Plane Finally Sells At Auction For 180 Thousand USD

Thursday, October 15th, 2020

After several unsuccessful attempts, the Presidential Plane was finally sold at auction to an Argentine for 180,000 USD. Bidding on the plane opened at 350,000 USD without any bids to match. Several nominally interested bidders arrived at the auction without bringing an adequate cash deposit. The plane was acquired during the second Vásquez administration in 2018 for 1.01 million USD.

ExpoCannabis Announced: Will Be Held As Actual In Person Event Hosted At LATU

Friday, October 9th, 2020

The ExpoCannabis announced they will be hosting the annual gathering at the campus of LATU in Montevideo. The Expocannabis will be held as an actual event people can physically attend though some sort of online companion thing for non-attenders to try to achieve a feeling of participation will also be available. A program of speakers, panels, and vendors in attendance is expected to be published in the coming weeks. (more...)

Buenos Aires: Pigs Slaughtered In Street After Truck Overturns As Police Stand By

Wednesday, October 7th, 2020

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