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USSA: Man Arrested After Shitting In Nancy Pelosi's Driveway As Peaceful Protest

Tuesday, September 15th, 2020

A homeless San Fransico Bay area livestreamer calling himself "Mando" was arrested by the Bay Area Rapid Transit Police Department on behalf of the US Capitol Police several hours after peacefully shitting in Nacy Pelosi's Driveway. After leaving his deposit on Nancy's pavement, Mando stated for the camera:

That was for President Trump.

USSA: Facebook And Others Declare Intent To Censor Discussions Concerning Origins Of Wildfires Consuming Western US

Sunday, September 13th, 2020

Facebook and other USG semi-private media distributors have declared their intention to censor conversations concerning the origins of wildfires presently consuming the Western US. Several arrests have been made, but the censors are forbidding allegations that the arrested affiliate with Antifa or Black Lives Matter militant groups.

Argentina Orders Mass Print Run Of 1000 Peso Notes From Brasil As Their Own Money Printer Can't Operate Fast Enough To Meet Demand

Friday, September 11th, 2020


Ambassador Needed To Intervene After Argentina Held Back LNG (Supergas) Shipment

Thursday, September 10th, 2020


Former USG.NSA Head Keith Alexander Joins Amazon Board of Directors

Wednesday, September 9th, 2020

Retired US General and former head of the USG "National Security Agency" Keith Alexander has been appointed Amazon's corporate board of directors.

Ministry Of Defense Inks Deal To Buy Two Hercules Aircraft From Spain

Tuesday, September 8th, 2020


Smith & Wesson: Current Increase In Consumer Demand For Firearms Is In Many Ways Unparalleled"

Sunday, September 6th, 2020


Udelar: Facultad de Derecho Cancels "Zoom" Bioethics Class Over Masturbating Student

Friday, September 4th, 2020

The elective Bioethics class at Udelar's Facultad de Derecho has been suspended due to suspicions of a student masturbating during the lectures delivered over the "Zoom" video conference platform.

Facebook Begins Intensifying Their Overt Interference In US Election

Thursday, September 3rd, 2020


Candidate For Intendencia of Montevideo Álvaro Villar Operated On After Cardiac Event

Tuesday, September 1st, 2020

Following a cardiac event, candidate for the Intendencia of Montevideo Álvaro Villar was catheterized and received an angioplasty. The 57 year old neurosurgeon is planning to resume his campaign next Monday after having been order to rest through the weekend.

China Warns New Delhi After Indian Military Incursion In Disputed Aksai Chin Border Region

Monday, August 31st, 2020


Germany: People Against Continued "Lockdown" Rush Reichstag During Protest

Sunday, August 30th, 2020

Members of a massive protest against Germany's ongoing police state lockdown managed to breach a police barrier outside the Reichstag. Another confrontation near the Russian embassy saw seven cops injured and more than 200 Germans were arrested. Members of Mother Merkel's government have condemned the protesters as Intolerant.

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