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10 ASEAN Members And 5 Other Asia-Pacific Countries Sign Trade Pact: USSA And India Left Out

Sunday, November 15th, 2020

Fifteen countries in the Asia-Pacific region agreed to a multilateral trade deal. Signatories include 30% of the world's gross domestic product, based on a figure for worldwide gross domestic product that has yet to catch up to this year's economic destruction which continues. The US was excluded from the pact as they favored pushing a different "Trans Pacific Partnership" which includes terms the US is increasingly outside of a position to request. This follows Monday's armistice between Armenia and Azerbaijan which was supported by Russia without any US involvement either.

India finds themselves outside the pact after participating in most of the negotiations due to ongoing tensions with China. Australia submitted to the new pact despite their own open disputes with China.

USSA: Million MAGA March As Hundreds Of Thousands Of Supporters Of Incumbent President Flood DC Opposed To Ongoing Bureacratic Coup

Saturday, November 14th, 2020

Supporters of incumbent US President Donald Trump flooded the streets of Washington DC today in a protest against the ongoing bureaucratic coup attempting to undo the 2016 election. Aerial shots of crowds far larger than the mere tens of thousands that attended Trump campaign rallies suggests an attendance of hundreds of thousands, if not well over a million persons today. Several Trump supporters were attacked by militants.

President Luis Lacalle Pou Flew From Carrasco To Rocha In A37-B Attack Plane

Friday, November 13th, 2020

Today President Luis Lacalle Pou flew an A37-B Dragonfly attack aircraft from Carrasco International Airport to Rocha with a brief stop his plane's home base in the department of Durazno. Flying at the invitation of the Fuerza Aérea del Uruguay the President wore the Presidential flight suit complete with embroidered patch.

Cracks Emerging In US Election Outcome Consensus

Wednesday, November 11th, 2020

With numerous swing states presenting dubious vote counts and mainstream media sources trying to force the impression of a definitive win for the elderly challenger Joe Biden, a manual recount of votes in Georgia has been ordered. This joins a Friday order by US Supreme Court Justice Alito to have a certain questionable species of ballot in Pennsylvania segregated to allow for targeted remedies putting the disposition of Pennsylvania's 20 electors up in the air. Wisconsin and Michigan's electors may be brought back into play as the dispute plays out. Incumbent President Donald Trump has further purged Defense Secretary Mark Esper and other personnel at the USG.DOD in a move that is likely too small and too late to have a substantial impact on entrenched bureaucratic resistance to his further Presidency.

So long as Trump does not concede neither the last threads of US mainstream media respectability nor faith in the possibility of faith in the US electoral system are unlikely to survive to December 14th no matter what happens in the interim. Should Joe Biden take office January 20th, 2021, further hallucinated crises aimed to chase unifying effect 9/11 had in the aftermath of Bush v. Gore being contentiously decided on December 12th, 2000 can be expected.

Armenia And Azerbaijan Sign Peace Deal After Azerbaijan Downs Russian Mi-24 Helicopter

Monday, November 9th, 2020

Several hours after a profoundly apologetic Azeri government admitted to shooting down a Russian Mi-24 helicopter and killing two crew members, Armenia and Azerbaijan signed a peace deal. Russian peacekeepers began deploying to the contested Nagorno-Karabakh region within minutes of the deal's signing.

Sunset Rambla Kibón Today

Sunday, November 8th, 2020


US Election Remains Contested As Software Glitches Leaves Outcome Of Vote In 28 States In Question

Saturday, November 7th, 2020

Software produced by "Dominion Voting Systems" which delivered profound vote tabulation errors in Michigan and Georgia was deployed across 28 states. With close results in numerous states and a decision from the US Supreme Court requiring late arriving absentee ballots in Pennsylvania to be segregated from other ballots, the possibility that neither current President Donald Trump nor his elderly challenger have a majority of electoral votes by the December 14th deadline remains a very live possibility.

According to Article 2, Section 1, Clause 3 of the US Constitution as amended by the 12th amendment, should neither candidate have an electoral vote majority then the delegation of each state in the US House of Representatives will cast one vote delivering a re-election to Donald J Trump.

Despite the very live questions in the election, the Associated Press and other propaganda outlets masquerading as "objective" news organizations spent all of their little surviving credibility today prematurely declaring Joe Biden the President Elect. Whatever passes between now and January 20th, the USSA's national nightmare will be different once again.

SMU Orders 24 Hour Strike Of Doctors Working In Private Clinics On November 11th

Friday, November 6th, 2020

The General Assembly of the Sindicato Médico del Uruguay has ordered a 24 hour strike for doctors working in private clinics. Earlier this year the Sindicato Médico del Uruguay spent months ineffectively begging for the government to inflict an "obligatory quarantine" of the sort the killed Argentina earlier this year on Uruguay.

Trump Apparent Winner Of US Election

Wednesday, November 4th, 2020

Trump appears to have narrowly won the US election yet again after months of polling that dishonestly suggested a landslide defeat was coming. Enough outstanding electoral votes without a declared winner are leaning towards Trump that a clean win may be possible though more probably the USSA will be embroiled in civil unrest and lawfare for several weeks. Trump enjoyed a strong advantage among voters that showed up in person to vote, both in early voting and on election day balloting.

The establishment challenger Biden's only path to victory at present is dependent on yet to be counted vote-by-mail ballots and favorable court decisions which would allow for counting additional ballots of dubious origin.

Very Special Livestream Tomorrow To Celebrate Living In South America

Monday, November 2nd, 2020

33Tomorrow the Editor in Chief will be hosting a very special livestream to celebrate living in South America, the best America, as the USSA prepares to descend still deeper into the shit in the aftermath of tomorrow's election. Party favors include Freedom Brownies and a very special guest. (more...)

Shooting At Feria Nuevo Paris Leaves 54 Year Old Woman Dead

Sunday, November 1st, 2020

Two men opened fire on a 54 year old vendor at the Feria Nuevo Paris around noon today. She was pronounced dead shortly after her arrival at the hospital. Two young men were shot and non-critically wounded. The shooters left the scene in a car waiting roughly 100 meters from the scene.

Army Sergeant Dies After Returning From Congo Mission With Malaria

Sunday, November 1st, 2020

Last night a Sergeant with 26 years of service in the Uruguayan Army passed after falling into septic shock as a result of contracting malaria during a peacekeeping mission to the Congo. The Sergeant returned to Uruguayan soil on October 10th and remained in Melo sometime before entering critical care at the Hospital Central de las Fuerzas Armadas in Montevideo.

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