Seattle USSA: Warlord/Rapper Raz Simone Takes Power In 'Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone' Amid Ongoing US Unrest

Amid ongoing civil unrest in the United States the legacy government of Seattle has surrendered a 6 block zone around the East Precinct where militants captured a territory they call the "Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone", and an aspiring rapper/warlord going by the name Raz Simone. Since establishing the zone, militants under Raz Simone have managed to establish a border perimeter with checkpoints and migration controls for ingress and egress into the zone.

Call to "defund the police" in the wake of the current civil unrest appear to be receiving substantial support from local and state government bureaucrats keenly aware that unless cuts are made somewhere, their cushy sinecures may not survive coming budgetary unrest.

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