USSA Week In Review: Capitol Stormed, Trump Surrenders, Bitcoin Reaches New All Time Highs Versus USD

January 8th, 2021 by Aaron Rogier

The fall of the US hegemon which began last year with the inability of the US to continue escalating after Iran fired ballistic missiles at US positions in Iraq following the assassination of an Iranian general in Iraq on a diplomatic mission. In this past week:

  • Georgia's Senate run off election delivered the US Senate to the "Democratic" Party. This will place the House of Representatives, Senate, and Presidency all under the overt control of the same party.
  • Protestors stormed the US Capitol, vandalized some shit, and ended their occupation after a Trump staffer took to Twitter. President Trump himself was suspended from Twitter during the event.
  • The US Congress confirmed North America's own geriatric Juan Guaidó as the President elect.
  • The EU stopped recognizing Venezuela's Juan Guaidó as Venezuela's "interim President"
  • Incumbent US President Donald Trump Surrendered the inauguration despite promising to "continue to fight" despite not actually having fought actual threats since taking office.
  • Iraq issued a warrant for the arrest of sitting US President Donald Trump.
  • Bitcoin set several new all time highs crossing the 40,000 USD for 1 BTC mark.

Airstrip One Further Curbs Remaining Freedoms Of Movement After Brexiting

January 4th, 2021 by Aaron Rogier

With Brexit completing as the New Year started, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has subjected the entire Queendom to "tier 4" lockdown restrictions he made up last month and which lead to an evacuation of London. Further "tier 5" restrictions on movement are allegedly in the works.

With efforts to create panic over a "new strain" Johnson's projected mid-February end date for the "tier 4" restrictions on movement is unlikely to be realized. Informal surveys of Britons suggest most of the Queendom's inmates are unaware that not "everyone" is suffering to the degree they are, and that not everyone is "dealing" with what the Queendom suffers.

Cerrito Man Kills Home Invader

January 3rd, 2021 by Aaron Rogier

A 70 year old man defending his home in the Barrio and former national capital of Cerrito de la Victoria killed a 22 year old home invader. The man awoke to the sound of home invaders and confronted three men with his 22 caliber pistol, hitting one. The cadaver was dumped in front of the Instituto Nacional de Ortopedia y Traumatología by the deceased's compatriots who went on to abandon their car in the barrio Malvin Norte.

Man Dies After Breaking Into Italian Embassy

January 1st, 2021 by Aaron Rogier

A 35 year old man died after breaking into the Italian Embassy on José Ellauri this morning. The man arrived in a truck and worked his way through the fence before being detained by embassy staff. After police arrived and began the process of placing the man under arrest, he entered cardiac arrest and his death is officially recorded as occurring at the Hospital de Clínicas. The deceased was an Italian citizen with an Uruguayan identification document.

USSA: NH Governor Sununu Cancels Own Inauguration Ceremony Over "Threats

December 30th, 2020 by Aaron Rogier

New Hampshire Governor Chris Sununu has canceled his own planned inauguration ceremony following his alleged reelection after a suspected dissident was captured outside his home. The prisoner, 38 year old Skylar Bennett, was captured by forces loyal to the Governor outside the Sununu's residence during a candlelight vigil held for victims of the lockdown inflicted by Sununu.

Early Pfizer Vaccine Headlines Suggest 2021 To Feature A Repeat of 2020 Playbook

December 28th, 2020 by Aaron Rogier

The much hyped Pfizer vaccine solution to the new normalcy is creating headlines that seem engineered to ensure the hysteria crisis endures. German nursing home workers overdosed with Pfizer's vaccine have been sent to the hospital with "symptoms" while near zero attention is being paid in mainstream propaganda outlets to the much hyped COVID-19 virus's inability to shift total mortality in the US despite substantial increases in suicide and overdose deaths.

Between the likely intentional headline making vaccine disasters, virus that isn't significantly more deadly than any other annual respiratory virus pandemic, and a new less deadly but more contagious "mutant strain"... the playbook for 2021 seems to be a repeat of 2020.

USSA: Nashville Christmas Bombing Affects AT&T Network Uptime In Three States

December 26th, 2020 by Aaron Rogier

Yesterday an RV exploded in Nashville, Tennessee across from an AT&T facility. The RV had a loudspeaker system which announced that it was going to explode 15 minutes before exploding. 41 businesses suffered damage, three people were wounded, one set of potentially human remains were found.

Damage to AT&T infrastructure disrupted both wireless and wired networks in Tennessee along with parts of Kentucky and Alabama. Government networks were affected as well.

Neither police nor government aligned media have been able to identify suspects or offer a motive for the bombing.

Intendencia And ADEOM Announce Yearly Trash Crisis

December 24th, 2020 by Aaron Rogier

Trash collection from dumpsters has slowed in most parts of Montevideo, as it typically does during the holiday season. January 10th is the earliest date to expect collection to catch up to a more normal pace.

Airstrip One Isolated London Evacuated

December 20th, 2020 by Aaron Rogier

The British Islands have become even more acutely following panic over a new 'mutation' of a now common upper respiratory virus. Londoners have evacuated the city due to a an internal lockdown targeting the city. The movement of persons from London to rural areas is unmatched since 1939's evacuation of the city, a development which surely ought to be contrary to a stated aim of controlling the spread of a contagion present in both the city and much of the rest of the world.

USAG Barr Out, Electoral College Goes For Biden

December 16th, 2020 by Aaron Rogier

US Attorney General Barr will be leaving his office before Christmas. Among his accomplishments are suppressing knowledge of an investigation into President Elect Joe Biden's son Hunter for influence peddling, allowing Jeffery Epstein to die in prison, and actively working against the agenda of the US President that appointed him. Lame duck US President Donald Trump took no effective actions to prevent North America's own Juan Guaidó from ascending in his color revolution to become President Elect.

Danish Mink Genocide Endangers Ground Water Quality

December 11th, 2020 by Aaron Rogier

A complete genocide of commercial minks in Denmark over fear of a coronavirus appears to be having a negative effect on several groundwater reservoirs due to sloppy mass burial practices. The slaughter allegedly culled the entire Danish Mink population though approximately 4500 tons of dead mink representing a million an a half minks, roughly one tenth of the total population culled, is unaccounted for. Exploratory drilling suggests fluids from rotting minks have already made contact with groundwater reservoirs.

Texas Sues Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, And Wisconsin Over Election Shitshow

December 9th, 2020 by Aaron Rogier

Texas is suing Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin for their unconstitutional mismanagement of this year's Federal election which diluted the votes of Texans. Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Indiana, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, and West Virginia joined an Amicus filing in Texas's suit lead by Missouri Attorney General Eric Schmitt. As the parties to this suit are constituent states of the US, the only venue for the suit to be heard is the US Supreme Court.